Death Race (2008)

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Two words:

HOT. DAMN.

I went into this movie looking for action, and this movie sure was packing HEAT!
Within the first two minutes of this movie, there's machine guns, car crashes, explosions, and blood!
Seriously, this movie is nonstop ACTION!
The storyline is a little "meh," but who cares when you've got that much ACTION!?
It's like being f-cked in the heart with a machine gun made of dragon skin; that's how intense it is.

There's hardly anything bad I can say about this movie, except for the fact that watching it kind of felt like I was playing a video game instead.
Or like watching someone else play the video game.


There is no gratuitous sex scene in this movie, but it makes up for it with ACTION! [I like saying "action" like that]

Oh, and they did a great job casting this movie.
Machine Gun Joe seemed a little hokey, but that was an exception.
Some of the dialogue, sounded like something I would have written in the 7th grade, but the actors just rolled with it.

My final word:
If you're a big fan of ACTION! then you should probably buy it.
If you're a fan of more than just things that go boom, cars, and sexy ladies, you should at least rent it!

~Ella.

P.S. I would have loved to be a stunt driver for this movie.

P.P.S. I know this one was kind of short, but think about how long my review for "Joyride" was.
You should be thankful!
Plus, this movie pretty much is just ACTION!